R787

R787 was in Deep Fried Memes for a time.

He evolved from his primordial form in the ancient seas of a young Earth some 4.4 billion years ago. Using the planet's basic organics such as ammonia and phosphric salts, R787 formed coalitions of gradually more advanced compounds until he was able to take the form of the planet's first autotrophic organism. Some billions of years later, once Earth's atmosphere became properly oxidized and the harsh UV rays of the sun subsided, R787 made his move to land. This is an event which most scientists call "Gone to Ground." Gone to Ground is an extremely notable point in our planet's history, mainly due to the fact that now R787 was able to extend his tyrannical rule far beyond just the seas of Earth. Now as leader of both land and sea, R787 set his sights on conquering the skies. Sprouting his first form of primitive wings in the late Jurassic Period, R787 took to the skies to rain down nuclear explosions on those he deemed unworthy. For the next 150 million or so years, Earth's inferior lifeforms would live in constant fear of being atomized as R787 rained hellfire from above.